In the past few weeks, two of my best friends move to Philly, another got engaged, and my fiance and I set a date to get married.
How did I get so old?
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Big guy and little guy. #Notquitebestfriends
Why are half my superiors hot?
"When Brad Marchand got his hands on NHL 15, his heart sang out. Then his voice sang out. Then he picked up a guitar and went right to an open mic night." (x)
Newest addition to the family. #Zeusisnotimpressed
fun date idea: let’s go to a hockey game and u can hold my shit while i scream profanities at my team
But seriously, why does Marchand look so damn good in a suit?!
I think what we really need to be talking about is Tuukka’s sassy bitchface in this photo