I just woke up from a dream where my mom and I were food shopping really late, and we saw Henrik Lundqvist and she pulled out her laptop and started talking stats with him and I had to finish shopping so the store didn’t close before we got to check out and I was so exasperated with her and she just kept rolling her eyes and talking to Hank. It was backwards honestly.

vapormetal:

tumblr be like

i just want a pop punk boy to send me pics of him fucking a pizza and shoving a title fight cassette tape up his ass

cereusblack:

Gabe on a Segway is apparently a menace. No one surprised.

joycemeownor:

More new clothes 😎

HEY! I see you in your fancy new work clothes, and guess what! Me too!

ofgeography:

hockehh:

The Staal Brothers 

Photos by KC Armstrong 

so this is the photo shoot from the staal family ’90s era boyband album, “off the farm,” right? with their number one hit single, “cold as ice and hard as sod”?

tumblr: flyers fans don't even know anything about hockey
tumblr: lol giroux doesn't even deserve to be a captain he got drunk on canada day what an asshole
tumblr: flyers fans are scumbags
tumblr: i hope flyers fans fall out of the nosebleeds at the next nhl draft
tumblr: the flyers fans are the worst in the league
tumblr: the flyers are so dirty. they were called the broad street bullies 40 years ago of course they're still dirty
tumblr: lololol simmonds is black lololol
tumblr: FLYERS HAVEN'T WON A CUP IN 40 YEARS THEY SUCK SO BAD
tumblr: THE FLYERS FANS ARE BEING MEAN :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

moodboard + philadelphia flyers (insp)

i never thought i’d ever want to live in nyc, but here I am, scoping out Brooklyn even though my lease isn’t up until May.

boston-hooligan:

nothinglike——us:

I’m sorry but I HAVE to.

Please look at Pie. I can’t do it.

Paille is my life

Yes, he was a Hart finalist and brought the Flyers from the very bottom of the standings to making the playoffs, but accidents and off season tomfoolery clearly erase his capacity to be a great leader.

"You know what the world DOESN’T need? Another fucking aging punk rock band sitting at a bar with a fucking slow motion shot while smoke wafts in their faces. Fuck that shit, man. You want an emotional, resonant experience with a song? Turn off the fucking video."

— Brendan Kelly, Going Off Track #114 (via takelotswithalcohol)

massholehackey:

hes an actual child

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

topshelfthinmints:

Eric Lindros and John LeClair

From SI’s NHL’s all-time greatest duos

HW