Cause all I wanna do is ride my
bike and think about sex, yeah.

I'm Courtney, and I'm an asshole.

This album by PUP is absolutely fucking solid. Very much a fan.

Anonymous
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

larsellers:

if you insult my favourite player ill probably wanna stab you in the face really hard because he tries his fucking best ok and im the only one that’s allowed to talk shit about him

Someone send me a link for the Flyers-Rangers game?????

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an-awkward-situation said: NO BUT THE FEELINGS THOUGH!

NO I KNOW. I LOVE MICKEY AND IAN SO MUCH IT HURTS.

I watched the entire fourth season of Shameless in one week, and I have never had feelings for a fictional couple like I do for Mickey and Ian.

seidenburger:

to y’all hatin on the bruins…
don’t hate me cause you ain’t me
and by me I mean the bruins

On a scale of one to completely inappropriate work relationship, how weird is it that I am going to my general manager’s parents’ house to watch the Flyers-Rangers game tonight?

I am so fucking close to graduating college and I have never felt more wonderful and terrified in my entire life, and I don’t think I’ll ever have this combination of excitement and apprehension ever again.