I have done exactly one thing on my getting married checklist, and it is less than five months away. Someone heeeeelp.

heyeverythingfuckyou:

Pup is the greatest thing to come from Canada since Jonathan Toews. (at Riot Fest Chicago)

onlylolgifs:

Huge Saint Bernard dog being needy

Today I worked a 13-hour day, and it was still not as bad as working a Friday night shift at Chipotle.

teamsasskid:

poetry

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

Fuck you, gary nova. The fuck are you throwing to?

In all seriousness what are the chances of actually finding somehwere to park near the knitting factory on a friday night?

B1G debut, baby.

icing-on-the-rink:

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ESPN conducted a poll of the star players attending the League’s annual media days in New York this week: Who are the three players with whom you’d start an NHL franchise?

Giroux received one first-place vote — from Claude Giroux. “I have to believe in myself, no?” Giroux asked. (x)

I will fuck this up
I fucking know it (x)

clowieeee:

hockey butts are the best butts

sox-andthecity:

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

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HW